Animals, Health and Cats: Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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Today, my cat jumped on my chest while I was sleeping and head-butted my nose to show she loves me. It was hard enough to crack it. FML

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Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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breemonster 13

Friday 28 December 2018 13:02

Cats...assholes but yet we love them.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 28 December 2018 13:26

At least you won't feel bad about it next time you accidentally step on him.

Comments

breemonster 13

Friday 28 December 2018 13:02

Cats...assholes but yet we love them.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 28 December 2018 13:26

At least you won't feel bad about it next time you accidentally step on him.

weaboo 12

Saturday 29 December 2018 8:22

If you have a cat that just happens sometimes and you live with that

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 29 December 2018 10:47

Cats. The serial killer people invite to live with them.

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