By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:14 - Poland - Polska

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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 436
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I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

A real poncho or a sears poncho?

Op said her brother said everyone, #1, so keep that in mind ~4 years from now when he finishes with Poland and moves to the Americas.

If this is such a big deal for him he probably got you a long time ago

Also op need to lock the door when asleep!

^^ It's a Frank Zappa reference. Thumb away for me having to tell you.

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

All aboard for Switzerland! Neutrality!!!! but seriously, I'm sure he's just messing with you...

31- nah, he's MESSING with you.

He's gonna make it rain?

unknown_user5566 26

Since when is jizz chocolate colored?

You'd best see a doc about that one, #15. I'm not sure the FML community is exactly qualified to help out with that.

More like make it snow

#38- It sounds like you might also want to get that checked out. If your dick is giving off dander...You can't just use Head and Shoulders. I mean you could, but then we'd hear about it.

That's just faptastic

He's cumming for you, watch out. :)

It's refreshing to see a young man with a definite life goal; so many youngsters don't know what they want to do. And, I don't know why, but I just got a mental image of a stick figure with one arm the size of a Hulk Hogan python.

48 I was going to thumb you up until I read that creepy mental image you had.

Gotta admit it was a vivid picture.

I wanna thumb you up, 5, but you're right at 69

#48- You just described Trogdor the Burninator. Except he is a dragon with one large human arm.

TROGDOOOOOR Burninating the peasants!

That guys going places

He's certainly ambitious

Really? I'd say he's coming places.

I hope he is young, because that is going to be hard, long task. But hey, lets face it, gotta hand it to him for having a goal in the first place.

Puns intended? Lol

He meant everyone EXCEPT his sister, right? Right??

what about his mom?

Or any kids he may have in the future.

What about his grandmother? Aunt? Everyone in the world also includes his dad, and his pets? O.o

Maybe he's Joffrey.

More like Jizzfrey.

More like jizz free. And not jizz-free in the sense of being devoid of semen, but jizz free as in TO jizz, freely and without constraint.

The phrase from Gary Busey in Point Break comes to mind.... "Young, dumb, and full of cum"