Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
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larryb1986
| 9
I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella
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FightMyLiger
| 19
Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!
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larryb1986
| 9
I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella
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syki
| 22
Rule 34.
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AngrySailor
| 17
A real poncho or a sears poncho?
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
Op said her brother said everyone, #1, so keep that in mind ~4 years from now when he finishes with Poland and moves to the Americas.
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azk3000
| 9
If this is such a big deal for him he probably got you a long time ago
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Jjimen1654
| 9
Also op need to lock the door when asleep!
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AngrySailor
| 17
^^
It's a Frank Zappa reference.
Thumb away for me having to tell you.
It's a Frank Zappa reference.
Thumb away for me having to tell you.
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FightMyLiger
| 19
Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!
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flashback.miss
| 28
All aboard for Switzerland!
Neutrality!!!!
but seriously, I'm sure he's just messing with you...
Neutrality!!!!
but seriously, I'm sure he's just messing with you...
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
31- nah, he's MESSING with you.
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coolboy675
| 16
He's gonna make it rain?
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andrekrivo
| 20
chocolate rain.
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kyleekay
| 25
Since when is jizz chocolate colored?
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Shrike
| 22
You'd best see a doc about that one, #15. I'm not sure the FML community is exactly qualified to help out with that.
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JacobH34
| 10
More like make it snow
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dancinwookie
| 21
#38- It sounds like you might also want to get that checked out. If your dick is giving off dander...You can't just use Head and Shoulders. I mean you could, but then we'd hear about it.
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Ace132
| 20
That's just faptastic
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BimmerDriver
| 23
He's cumming for you, watch out. :)
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SMHsohard
| 22
It's refreshing to see a young man with a definite life goal; so many youngsters don't know what they want to do.
And, I don't know why, but I just got a mental image of a stick figure with one arm the size of a Hulk Hogan python.
And, I don't know why, but I just got a mental image of a stick figure with one arm the size of a Hulk Hogan python.
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capslockisgood
| 19
48 I was going to thumb you up until I read that creepy mental image you had.
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SMHsohard
| 22
Gotta admit it was a vivid picture.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
I wanna thumb you up, 5, but you're right at 69
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dancinwookie
| 21
#48- You just described Trogdor the Burninator. Except he is a dragon with one large human arm.
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BradTheBrony
| 19
TROGDOOOOOR
Burninating the peasants!
Burninating the peasants!
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jnanderson
| 16
That guys going places
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inthedopeshow
| 17
He's certainly ambitious
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syki
| 22
Really? I'd say he's coming places.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
I hope he is young, because that is going to be hard, long task. But hey, lets face it, gotta hand it to him for having a goal in the first place.
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Nekogami
| 14
Puns intended? Lol
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DocBastard
| 38
He meant everyone EXCEPT his sister, right?
Right??
Right??
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michael666
| 7
what about his mom?
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Cheeley
| 17
Or any kids he may have in the future.
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stanjohnson
| 11
Or his Mom's bra
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M3DIC4T3
| 29
What about his grandmother? Aunt? Everyone in the world also includes his dad, and his pets? O.o
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awkwarddebater
| 12
Maybe he's Joffrey.
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lambda_fml
| 40
More like Jizzfrey.
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BradTheBrony
| 19
More like jizz free. And not jizz-free in the sense of being devoid of semen, but jizz free as in TO jizz, freely and without constraint.
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kelseythompson
| 27
You're next.
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mim777
| 4
duh duh duuuuuuuh !!
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kpc2424
| 13
The phrase from Gary Busey in Point Break comes to mind.... "Young, dumb, and full of cum"