Rule 34.

A real poncho or a sears poncho?

Op said her brother said everyone, #1, so keep that in mind ~4 years from now when he finishes with Poland and moves to the Americas.

If this is such a big deal for him he probably got you a long time ago

Also op need to lock the door when asleep!

^^ It's a Frank Zappa reference. Thumb away for me having to tell you.

All aboard for Switzerland! Neutrality!!!! but seriously, I'm sure he's just messing with you...

31- nah, he's MESSING with you.

chocolate rain.

Since when is jizz chocolate colored?

You'd best see a doc about that one, #15. I'm not sure the FML community is exactly qualified to help out with that.

More like make it snow

#38- It sounds like you might also want to get that checked out. If your dick is giving off dander...You can't just use Head and Shoulders. I mean you could, but then we'd hear about it.

It's refreshing to see a young man with a definite life goal; so many youngsters don't know what they want to do. And, I don't know why, but I just got a mental image of a stick figure with one arm the size of a Hulk Hogan python.

48 I was going to thumb you up until I read that creepy mental image you had.

Gotta admit it was a vivid picture.

I wanna thumb you up, 5, but you're right at 69

#48- You just described Trogdor the Burninator. Except he is a dragon with one large human arm.

TROGDOOOOOR Burninating the peasants!

He's certainly ambitious

Really? I'd say he's coming places.

Puns intended? Lol

what about his mom?

Or any kids he may have in the future.

Or his Mom's bra

What about his grandmother? Aunt? Everyone in the world also includes his dad, and his pets? O.o

Maybe he's Joffrey.

More like Jizzfrey.

More like jizz free. And not jizz-free in the sense of being devoid of semen, but jizz free as in TO jizz, freely and without constraint.

duh duh duuuuuuuh !!