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Thank you! Not only for being a dick but your typing failure too. Captain Obvious says "It's obvious to most that periods belong at the end of a sentence!" A quip that points to ironic result of an action is a form sarcasm. The use of this literary vehicle points out the irony with out being disparaging.

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60-next time you make a stupid comment just own up to it. Do you think anybody looks up to you for not being able to own up to something you did? Over reacting like that just makes you seem childish and naïve. You made a bad comment. We all do it, it's okay. It isn't okay to be an ass whenever you damn please because someone criticized you.

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Well OP broker her ankle and that's rather painful so she might receive some Vicodin or similar pain killer So yes she'd be high, but as we've all learned from those after school specials, not mighty!

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Platforms with peep toes & lace up bootiies are the comfiest heels OP! Start out easy, you can't just rock 6 inch stilettos if you have no balance & arent used to them!

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#34, And pepper spray, so she'll be ready for the creepy guys she can't run away from in those heels.

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Haha exactly. Like Grandad J Frreman says: Watch out for girls that can run fast in heels. They're usually hookers lmao

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Hookers can probably run very fast in heels. I'm sure they get a lot of practice doing it. They probably see tons of creepy weird guys.

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Because it's scientifically proved that men find women in high heels more sexy than women in flat shoes.

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I don't understand, either, but I guess there's societal pressure to do so. I don't wear them because I'm already 5'7" in a country where that's about the height of the average man, but so many people wear them I sometimes wonder if I'm somehow lacking some essential feminine quality because I don't.

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I can walk in them fine but they hurt my feet, so I don't bother... besides I am not the kind of person who has anything to wear them with.

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#25 and 38, The high heels can be the most painful, long-term, when the feet become malformed. Just ask any surgeon or podiatist. High hells (er, heels) make lots of business for them.

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I bet you want me back now Don't you? Don't you? I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels... In my red high--OOF!

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