Rude awakening

By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Spicy
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 198
You deserved it 210

Same thing different taste

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Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

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Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

so next time, just wake him by Ashville it where the sun don't shine! just kidding, sort of.....

Wadlaen 23

But, was it your or his own?🤔