Rude awakening

By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

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Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 062
You deserved it 181

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Could have been worse. He could wake you up by hitting you in the face with the real thing. Count your blessings...

Could've been worse. He could have used a steel dildo. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

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Could have been worse. He could wake you up by hitting you in the face with the real thing. Count your blessings...

Could've been worse. He could have used a steel dildo. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

That's just whacked!

A rubber dildo? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

so next time, just wake him by Ashville it where the sun don't shine! just kidding, sort of.....

But, was it your or his own?🤔

"Dammit mom/dad/other sibling/him/me!"

What a dick move!