Rude awakening By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01 Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 154 You deserved it 203 Tweet Share
Could've been worse. He could have used a steel dildo. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.
A rubber dildo? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.