Alex
🌶️ Spicy
Rude awakening
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Cedar Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horrific misdirection
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
lizownsvirgy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
smells like ass
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
Parkersburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Anonymous
Right in the nuts
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.
cacheson 42
A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.
SirEnigM0nk 22
That's just whacked!
cacheson 42
A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.
D J's MOM 17
so next time, just wake him by Ashville it where the sun don't shine! just kidding, sort of.....
Wadlaen 24
But, was it your or his own?🤔
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Dammit mom/dad/other sibling/him/me!"
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What a dick move!