Sleep and Cheating: Say nothing - FML

Say nothing

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 00:58 - United States - Edmond

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Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 31 January 2021 22:24

Why are there so many YDI votes? It's not like people can control their dreams. Had OP actually been cheating, yes, she'd deserve it. This is just a lousy coincidence.

wrenavery90 12

Monday 16 May 2022 15:51

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juggalo2 19

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Thursday 28 January 2021 10:04

Clearly YDI. Is it your husband's fault that he is talking on the phone with his friend? Either dreams don't mean shit or you could suggest to your husband that you have a 3-way.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 28 January 2021 14:39

Have your husband put him on speaker so you can jump in on the three-way call. Then let the three-way idea move on from there. ;)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 31 January 2021 22:24

Why are there so many YDI votes? It's not like people can control their dreams. Had OP actually been cheating, yes, she'd deserve it. This is just a lousy coincidence.

ThoughtsofaDame 12

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Wednesday 3 February 2021 8:21

why is this a big deal I occasionally dream that I screw or marry my one cousin it doesn't mean shit unless you liked it.

wrenavery90 12

Monday 16 May 2022 15:51

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