FML : Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned...

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Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thatgirl / Monday 10 October 2011 07:16 / United States

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By RabidBunny | 10

#3413731 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:17

He got it for correcting someone's grammar...

By ntherewas1 | 11

#3413733 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:17

It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?

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By SirObvious | 1

#3413657 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:09

He's a keeper!

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kbobcat | 0

#3413684 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:12

Hail hitler!

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tjv3 | 9

#3415129 - Monday 10 October 2011 11:42

well everyone has their issues. lol

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DynamicDave | 11

#3415201 - Monday 10 October 2011 11:59

How did you Nazi that coming? Did Jew still have a good time? Do you think heil call you for another date? Have you seen Kyle?

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FailBear920 | 19

#3415235 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:07

She obviously did Nazi that coming Jew have very good puns

By catiexoxo | 0

#3413662 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:09

First comment (: cool!

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TheWindowLicker | 13

#3413695 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:13

You were so close :l maybe next time. (however next time don't write "first comment", its frowned upon).

By DFlit1 | 0

#3413668 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:10

It was probably for shanking a Jew

By marod02 | 0

#3413686 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:12

Don't let this one slip through your hands

By Jaguar1234 | 0

#3413691 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:13

Or he could have got it for good luck so he would never drop the soap

By twofirstnames | 12

#3413704 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:14

He sounds... Marvelous... Haha

By hop_skip_jump | 4

#3413709 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:15

It's not too late to never see him again

By nonelikeworms | 0

#3413711 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:15

Well that disproves some stereotypes on Nazis.

By ruthchun92 | 2

#3413714 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:16

lame!

By Poetaster | 10

#3413727 - Monday 10 October 2011 04:17

Thumbs up for sitting politely through dinner. Time to "bail"

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