Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Welshite 39
I don't believe women should be required to shave. If they want to, fine, but the whole stigma against going natural is well...unnatural.
SparkleFace 14
Why us she getting so much hate for this. It's her body. She shouldn't be required to shave.
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Comments (66)
swedeNix 13
Do the same To him and ask: is this your leg or mine?
xSkittle 16
Haha that's a good one
Parkour_rocks 20
Wouldn't that be proving his point? Unless OP's boyfriend typically shaves his legs. OP said she needs to shave her legs so it is a pretty logical assumption that it is something she regularly does and has just not done in awhile for some reason or another.
disturbed678 10
Shaving is very time consuming. Takes me at least 30 min to shave my beard, I couldn't imagine having to constantly shave more than just my face. Seems like the guys who can't grow facial hair so it takes them 5 minutes to shave can't comprehend how tedious shaving actually is.
franklydizzy 5
its fmls like this that annoy me. waah go shave. anyone else moderate and notice all the real ones that don't make the cut?
burritosrgood 12
Huh?
Saava 29
Well, at least he said this jokingly :)
Screechfire 11
I have shaved my legs before, as my girlfriend requested that I shave them to know how hard it is. I give props to anyone who consistently shaves their legs, it's a lot harder than shaving your face every day.
knoxxx 22
I just have to say, that whenever my boyfriend feels my legs and I haven't shaved I always say I'm sorry I didn't go smooth for him. He always replies that he doesn't care, he likes to feel them whether they're smooth or hairy.
drshn 22
aww.. cute comment and lucky girl.
Trish01 23
You must have really soft leg hair if it feels like dog fur! But seriously boys, it really is tedious to keep legs hair free. I get mine waxed so I have to do it less often and it stays smooth for longer but it's painful :(
nooneherer 5
you shouldn't have to shave everything, but I think legs are just obligratory
Alicestraza 33
If it's obligatory for her to shave her legs then it's obligatory for him to shave his legs.
Parkour_rocks 20
I think it should only be obligatory if someone expresses a concern about it.
happyfingers 15
Yeah sorry but YDI. If it was something that was going to bother you you should have just shaved. But you did not. And so you get no sympathy.
iiiPug 7
Wow. Looks like all guys must do that.