Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Welshite 39
I don't believe women should be required to shave. If they want to, fine, but the whole stigma against going natural is well...unnatural.
SparkleFace 14
Why us she getting so much hate for this. It's her body. She shouldn't be required to shave.
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Comments (66)
ladychesterfield 6
Girl you don't need to shave! Seriously. I bet HIS butt crack is hairier than any part of YOUR body!
sugoine 12
Waxing-soooo much better-trust!
hays_xo 15
Waxing is horrible!
steffidallasbfl 16
Oh. That's rachet
guatzz 5
# 26 is on the money. When you love someone. It's the imperfections that are the most attractive. Humans are sexy.
Parkour_rocks 20
Why did you not reply to #26 then?
JakePower98 5
I have a dog named Daisy too!
sickerthanyou 13
I'm sure he'll change his mind when it's cold and he needs warm, if not, you can rub your legs together and shock him
chloem103 9
I haven't shaved my legs in awhile. I would say "winter is coming" but I actually don't give a shit if someone doesn't like my hairy legs. I don't feel like shaving them and I always wear jeans anyways..
sarmo1995 10
At least he didn't seem like he really cared or was actually repulsed by it :)
bethluvsyou 15
Correction op, you don't NEED to do anything altering your physical appearance in anyway for you boyfriend. If he cares, he needs to straighten his priorities out, can I do it for him?
Shade1982 20
You must be a hoot to go out with. You do realize a relationship is about compromise, right? You do something for him, he does something for you... Or are you one of those types who expect their boyfriend to completely adapt to her whim, without feeling the need to do anything in return?
Parkour_rocks 20
He said it jokingly. He never told her that she needed to shave. She's the one who said she needed to shave, presumably because she didn't want her legs being confused with a dog anymore.
hays_xo 15
You and I have something in common. :P