By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
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Vanyaxe 0

He's stupid. Most girls wax/pluck their upper lip (especially if they're brunette).

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sapphirebaby96 0

he's just jealous that you can grow a bigger 'stache than he can

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Geoff_fml 0

its just a little term of endearment, lol

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blah_blah_shity 0

lol bert reynolds. what a jerk! poke his butthole whenever he calls you that and i guarantee he'll stop. unless he's into that sort of thing. LOL like training a dog...

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mikeyellenlee 0

So don't wax your friggin' lips in front of him!

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x0x_KissOfDeath 0

hahahaha im sorry #15, that is definitely mean but at the same time soo funny!

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hawaiianxpunchx3 0

um is he retarded so do i and its better than being all hairy. unless he likes that..

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sapphirebaby96 0

he's just jealous that you can grow a bigger 'stache than he can

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DarkPrince_fml 0

as soon as I read this I immedietly checked if a guy or gel posted it

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Vanyaxe 0

He's stupid. Most girls wax/pluck their upper lip (especially if they're brunette).

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Kill Me Please!!! 9

Agreed. I should know-I am a female who waxes her upper lip. we do not deserve to be treated like that. FYL

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mooshibear140 4

#1, so do I. I don't see anything wrong with it and it's not like I have a full grown mustache, it's just a bit of peach fuzz really. And yes, OP would be better off not telling him - unless of course he noticed on his own.

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