Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Welshite 39
I don't believe women should be required to shave. If they want to, fine, but the whole stigma against going natural is well...unnatural.
SparkleFace 14
Why us she getting so much hate for this. It's her body. She shouldn't be required to shave.
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Comments (66)
rebel501 4
What kinda dog is it? Lol please don't say newfoundland.
samaraperez 7
i can relate to this sometimes i am a slacker lol
Fou_Lou 20
Community pressured shaving is really really stupid and pretty lame. Its a personal choice and people should keep that in mind. And finding shaved / not shaved bodys attractive also is a personal subjective opinion. If you dont wanna shave dont feel forced to.
shaewood 0
It is also pretty standard for men to trim up a little "down there" these days. We sure don't do that for ourselves. So to say that only men pressure women to shave things is rediculous. "I'm not going down there again until you take care of that"....those words have been said to me.
Diifab 5
ugh, *in cleavelands voice* You naaaaasssty.
sugarbear0727 19
My bf rubbed my leg when I hadn't shaved for four days and it creeped him out big time. I just laughed.
burritosrgood 12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha...ha...hahaha...OH GOD HAHAHAHAHA- I- I mean, sorry about that...
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Don't shave if you don't want to. You should ask him to try shaving his legs every day for a week so he'll know what it feels like. Don't force him, of course, but simply telling him that might make something click in his head. Sometimes I think they don't really think about it until they put themselves in our shoes.
cestjoliee 3
All the "I agree, your life sucks" votes are all girls having them feels
Cathaniel 4
gotta admit, he's got a sense of humor