Work, Relatable, Awkward and Porn: Dear Prudish - FML

Dear Prudish

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 01:59

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Today, I got a job with a filmmaking company, turned up on my first day, and now I know why I'd never heard of the company before. Porn. They were making porn, all kinds of disgusting porn. I quit so fast I was barely even there. This was the only job offer I’ve had since graduation. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 4 January 2022 4:20

Isn't it better that it's disgusting porn? If you don't like it, you can focus on your work. If it were hot porn, you'd get distracted and have unprofessional boners. Only the talent gets to have professional boners.

TwoBytesCarley 24

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Tuesday 4 January 2022 3:56

You can still earn the hours you need to be accepted into a union working on a porn set. Once your in a union you’ll be able to find regular set work far easier. I can’t count how many fellow film workers have done this.

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randybryant799 20

Tuesday 4 January 2022 3:22

And it never occurred to you to Google this company before you took the job? And I don't think porn is gonna kill you.

TwoBytesCarley 24

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Tuesday 4 January 2022 3:56

You can still earn the hours you need to be accepted into a union working on a porn set. Once your in a union you’ll be able to find regular set work far easier. I can’t count how many fellow film workers have done this.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 4 January 2022 4:20

Isn't it better that it's disgusting porn? If you don't like it, you can focus on your work. If it were hot porn, you'd get distracted and have unprofessional boners. Only the talent gets to have professional boners.

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Saturday 23 April 2022 7:31

Professional Boners sounds like a new band name...

Nhayaa2.0 17

Tuesday 4 January 2022 5:47

Art is a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.

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Tuesday 4 January 2022 6:10

But you may get to meet Stormy Daniels.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 4 January 2022 14:04

Gonna get downvoted but… good for you for having morals. BUT unfortunately YDI for not researching the company first.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 4 January 2022 23:01

You could have been a star! You'll probably never get this chance again. That's what you get for being picky...

Glitterbaby2613 20

Saturday 8 January 2022 6:15

oh no. porn 😏

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Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

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Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, I caught my cousin's husband ogling me at a party. I decided to talk to him, but each time he'd avoid me. Eventually I confronted him about staring at me; he then pointed at the front of my dress, my nipple had slightly snuck out of my low-cut dress. FML

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Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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