Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
Kylias 6
Oh hell. Maybe he's Edward Cullen. If you two separate, make sure to tell your friend to kill it with fire and run.
abbyxroad 0
Break up with him. You completely deserve what will MOST likely happen in the future if you don't.
egypt_fml 0
:|
vicxxx 0
That's possible...perfume can smell different on different people.
Savory_Truffle 0
there should be no reason why your boyfriend should even use the word sexy when describing another woman yet alone your friend. there is definatly something totally ****** up about that.
_X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X 1
Duh, perfumes smell different on different people because the chemicals in your skin don't react the same way as others would with the perfume, so don't freak out. Not an FML.
poobear 0
in that case he thinks you smell bad (and is definitely getting closer to your best friend than youd like)..... try showering more and wearing more deodorant your bo is probably keeping him from even smelling the perfume
naaah 0
Ouch, that's gotta suck.
Blithe_626 0
thts a bit sad how he just says tht.
neilspartacus 0
ur bf is being an idiot... such things should not be told to girlfriends unless he is searching for a reason to break-up