By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
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spursunited 19
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Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

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SauceySarah 30

I don't blame you. Guy's cologne smells absolutely incredible if it's the good kind.

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DeathofCareBear 21
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You could always just sniff guys when they walk by and act like it never happened

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Swandive235 27

*Sharp inhale*

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krazayman 18

i dont know about you guys but that would be really creepy. you wont make guy friends doing that

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MyGFisaturd 23
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Plenty of the fish in the sea OP, you'll find someone :)

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SauceySarah 30

I don't blame you. Guy's cologne smells absolutely incredible if it's the good kind.

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Mossyoak_kw 28

Agreed! I would sit and smell that cologne sample for as long as possible and feel no shame.

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lulinator 40
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I love the smell of cologne. I've complimented several random men on how great they smell. They usually wind up giving me their number, which I find creepy. Even though I'm the creepy one for sniffing them.

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spursunited 19
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Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

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expertsmilee 26

Watchin' out for you in public...

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BrutalEater 15
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what kind of drugs do you take?

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TheBlazinAsian 9

The good kind

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Swandive235 27

I shit you not, i dared one of my friends to do that. And the women he was starring at hit him with her purse.

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steelersfan501 17
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Don't worry, the perfect guy will come by soon. Don't worry. You will find someone just keep looking. :)

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EatUrGreens 20
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People tell me that when I look for jobs and fail the interview, not for boyfriends xD

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Thoricsteam20 24
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You'll get someone eventually you just gotta believe

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limegreenpoopie 31
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You need to go out.

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AkBunny907 18

I can totally relate to this, but don't worry OP! It'll get better:)

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rileyrae0000 23
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I don't blame you. A good cologne can be so pleasing to sniff

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