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I agree, your life sucks
By so_this_is_me - / Thursday 13 August 2015 17:12 / Canada - Brampton
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By  spursunited  |  19

Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

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  lulinator  |  39

I love the smell of cologne. I've complimented several random men on how great they smell. They usually wind up giving me their number, which I find creepy. Even though I'm the creepy one for sniffing them.

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By  spursunited  |  19

Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

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