By Anonymous - 1/4/2020 23:00

Forever alone, episode 7864

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I'm sure the checkout guy really gave a shit and was very impressed that you had a boyfriend. Maybe he'll tell all his friends and they'll start asking you out, because a girl with a boyfriend is infinitely hotter than one without. Now you have a dilemma: are you going to cheat on your imaginary boyfriend? After all he has done for you? Before him, you were a loser and now he's made you the popular girl! I hope your little game was worth it.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I'm sure the checkout guy really gave a shit and was very impressed that you had a boyfriend. Maybe he'll tell all his friends and they'll start asking you out, because a girl with a boyfriend is infinitely hotter than one without. Now you have a dilemma: are you going to cheat on your imaginary boyfriend? After all he has done for you? Before him, you were a loser and now he's made you the popular girl! I hope your little game was worth it.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

I'm more annoyed when cashiers make a comment on everything I buy. Yes, I'm buying potato chips. Yes, that is the new Disney DVD. Hooray, I did find toilet paper to buy, lucky me. Just scan my stuff and let me leave.