Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
Slappy_Tackle 0
Your boyfriend is a bumhole. I'd tell him to shove the perfume bottle where the sun don't shine Oh and #4 has a good point!! :)
mixedcalibaby 0
Regardless of whether it smelled different on her or not he's still a bad boyfriend and an asshole for emphasizing how "sexy" your best friend smelled. Jeeze what happened to respect? There's more tactful ways to tell you he liked it.
_neutrality 0
Perfumes work with your natural pheromones! Try a different perfume. :)
I2OI3 0
I THINK HE MAY BE SUGGESTING WHAT THE FRENCH CALL A MENAGE A TROIS, YA DIG?
Mc09toofine 0
wow he's a jerk.. maybe he's trying to tell you something... i'd dump him first
breaksprinter_ 0
Different chemicals in perfumes will react differently with the chemicals and bacteria on your skin and each person's smell is unique. Find something that reacts really well with your skin's chemicals that your boyfriend loves and then he might have a hard time controlling himself. Best of luck.
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA.
beccanator 0
You're boyfriend sound's like he's into really sexual relationships . . . who cares if you smell like cheap perfume or natural . . . unless you're trying to set the mood. What kind of boyfriend would tell you they think your bestfriend is sexy? Dump him.
modifiedchick 0
You need to dump his ass. Telling you your best friends smells "sexy"? Total disrespect. Not to mention I'd be worried about his intentions towards her.
sheni_009 0
#2 is completely right. Sucks that he was smelling your bff, though... Try something else. What I like to do is take the guy to the mall and try on different perfumes and just ask him what he likes and what he thinks smells sexy. Remember to let it settle a little bit, perfume changes on you as you wear it. D&G Light Blue smells horrific on me. I also can't wear ANYTHING Chanel. You've got to try on, try on and find out what smells good on you.