Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
CannibalGuy 0
One of the first things you have to learn about perfume is that they smell different on different people... Something that's good for your friend might smell a lot worse on you
kirrat 0
Then you must be wearing it wrong.
kaitlyn3xo 0
he's prob just used to it on you
niknik2014 1
put a dab of it behind each ear it hold the scent all day
niknik2014 1
where is everyone reading that her boyfriend said her bestfriend is sexy not one word in this fml says sexy...it says she smells great...hello ppl read
sashalynn 0
Don't worry, Badboyfriend, everyone's body chemistry is different and makes perfumes smell differently on different people. So if you and your friend bought the same perfume, it's going to smell differently for both of you.
izzy247b 0
you shouldn't worry about your perfume more like what he was doing smelling ur friends neck
Captain0bv10us 0
Don't worry, it shouldn't lead to anything serious. Perfume smells slightly different on everyone.
jeannedarc_fml 8
i bet he's going to think you smell great now that he realizes you actually have the same perfume
LarLar7695 5
Try putting more on lol