FML : Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I...

Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By md / Wednesday 25 November 2009 04:08 / Canada

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By betamaxjim92 | 0

#687322 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:36

you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?

By badbunny | 0

#687237 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:59

you must be wide bottomed.

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By akiranozaki | 0

#687220 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:23

On the bright side, the alarm's working!

hackymeal | 0

#981777 - Monday 19 April 2010 13:51

I am IronMan!!!!!! lolz

By badbunny | 0

#687237 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:59

you must be wide bottomed.

reiyu | 0

#839031 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:00

yea, you deserve it for denting the junk in your trunk with the junk in your trunk.

By katherinebby17 | 28

#687276 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:15

just get it fixed i don't think it'll cost too much

By nokillnobeepbeep | 0

#687284 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:27

Someone needs to staple the "Wide Load" sign to your ass. And install some bumpers while you are at it.

aeloata2 | 0

#3138709 - Friday 19 August 2011 11:55

LOL

By betamaxjim92 | 0

#687322 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:36

you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?

By chakrabs | 0

#687345 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:49

Are you the bionic woman or something? How do you leave a dent with your hip?

By Jenmaree | 9

#687354 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:54

YDI for getting a car alarm. All they do is go off for no reason in the middle of the night and keep people awake.

Dixie_Normous | 0

#687361 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:00

My thoughts exactly.

By chickchick_fml | 0

#687368 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:03

Why in the world would you feel the need to bump into your car that hard?? Lmao Yes, I agree FYL.

By ergo_fml | 13

#687432 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:56

How did your hip dent the car?!

By icanfloat12 | 0

#687508 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 15:02

car alarms never work. never.

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