Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman.... - FML

By lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Florida man

By Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 507

What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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You deserved it 209

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Nice try

By Patricia89 - 22/01/2022 22:59

Spicy

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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You deserved it 143

It's sus to us

By Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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You deserved it 147

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

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Top comments

WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

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acp2002 23

Friday 12 June 2015 7:02

first!

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

Way2Fast8 20

Friday 12 June 2015 7:23

Well, on the bright side, you can look forward to slamming the door in HIS face once you kick him out

keiNan_fml 35

Friday 12 June 2015 7:45

#19you commented way2fast.

BananaCoconutty 26

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

keiNan_fml 35

Friday 12 June 2015 7:21

trying to be funny, eh?

PizzaElHutt 7

Friday 12 June 2015 8:08

Hahaha the best.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 12 June 2015 8:23

No... He locked OP out of the room with him and the other woman inside.

khoov19 20

Friday 12 June 2015 9:02

ur an idiot dude...wtf

A07 48

Friday 12 June 2015 14:34

You're * If you're calling someone an idiot atleast do it right

khoov19 20

Saturday 13 June 2015 18:36

who the hell cares how I get my point across if it's grammatically correct or not this site is for humor nd to pass the time

WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

VoldooPed 20

Friday 12 June 2015 7:06

Should have just opened it again.

Isandri 29

Friday 12 June 2015 9:21

And record it. or take a photo. I know it's not pleasant, but hey, it facilitates the divorce case.

Bono363 11

Friday 12 June 2015 17:24

Haha should have open it and close it and open it. That will bother them.

Norja 33

Friday 12 June 2015 7:07

What an asshole! He's gotta go.

Trinidad727 9

Friday 12 June 2015 7:08

" These H*** ain't loyal " Referring to your A-hole husband.

WCARlover 34

Friday 12 June 2015 10:34

These hams? These hats? The suspense is unbearable! :o

SubparAtBest 23

Friday 12 June 2015 11:53

I'm gonna guess hoes?

rayman173 2

Friday 12 June 2015 16:50

horses? hamsters?

Hoopachi 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:08

Horses and hamsters don't even fit in the asterisks

silverstream20 20

Friday 12 June 2015 7:08

Wow! I'm so sorry you had to witness that OP. Clearly, he didn't care about you and more importantly he shows his true colours. You deserve better. Leave him and find someone who cherishes you.

Koalax3 18

Friday 12 June 2015 7:09

So much of what you just mentioned is ****** up OP... But it's ok consider it a second chance, now you know, and you can look for someone that actually deserves to have you

jojimugo 20

Friday 12 June 2015 7:09

Thats cold hearted ....damn that's really cold

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML

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Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML

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Today, I was kicked out of an Ed Sheeran concert because my friend arrived wasted on chardonnay. She didn't care because it was her 17th time seeing him. This was my 1st time seeing him and 1st time being kicked out of a place. I was dead sober. FML

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Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML

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