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I would uh, say something to your boss OP. Looks like your co-workers going to lose you guys some business.

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I would uh, say something to your boss OP. Looks like your co-workers going to lose you guys some business.

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Probably also told them Santa wasn't real and tooth fairy money stems from parents lies. why not ruin everything all at once. Such an asshole.

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By  Pwib

I guess you could say they found it unBEARable. You should tell your coworker to stuff it.

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Once you ingest considerable amounts of Nutella your mind just starts to say "Fuck it." to most laws and rules. He literally doesn't give a shit about what you and your weaksauce "alcohol" have to say.

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u should never drink yourself into oblivion.. unless you woke up late, got a speeding ticket, got broken up with ending the greatest relationship youve ever had, dog died, and someone robbed your house.

Some people are just not kid friendly (like myself) and that's okay, but don't choose a job where that's majority of clientele. Tell your coworker to get lost, OP.

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To 39: It's not that I don't like children, I'm just not really good at talking to them on there level.. Kind of like op's coworker.

When I was little I told my younger sister that ketchup was made of cats blood. I kinda feel bad for that one actually.

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Omg that's a good one. I told my sister when we were swimming in a lake that when she swam through a cold spot it was because a dead person was beneath her. It still freaks her out to this day.

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I convinced my daughter marshmallows were made out of bug guts. I also convinced my teenage sisters that when your eyelashes fall out they never grow back.

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Yeah my sisters both teamed up to convince me that the black seeds in watermelons were sleeping baby beetles and that if I ate them they would wake up and reproduce inside me......I was four....and they are older by a few years. My mom had to get watermelon without seeds for about two years before my sisters confessed.

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