Love, Sex and Argument: Pushover

Pushover

By WhyEven - 06/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Kula

Today, I was seriously angry with my husband and was making valid arguments as to why he was wrong. He just started kissing me, and we ended up having sex. He knows how to win every argument, and I fall for it everytime. FML

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You deserved it 2 196

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By But i like it rough - 04/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML

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You deserved it 396

By WasntWorthIt - 30/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Concord

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

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You deserved it 5 875

By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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You deserved it 4 277

Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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You deserved it 168

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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You deserved it 1 416

Debate bro

By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 14:00 - Austria - Graz

Today, I realized my boyfriend never argues with me when I'm right, but goes to great lengths when I'm not. As a result, in the five years we've been together, he has won every single argument we ever had. FML

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You deserved it 1 827

By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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You deserved it 3 662

Are you the wife from the previous FML?

By Anonymous - 24/08/2021 04:02

Today, I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry. I was already mad at my husband, but he asked if we could just skip the boring two-hour argument, assume he’d already given me an empty apology and quietly return to hating each other while at least being civil about it. FML

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You deserved it 365

Love is love

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 01:59

Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML

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You deserved it 776

By misunderstood - 05/09/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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You deserved it 6 378

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 March 2022 8:16

I usually get ****** in arguments, but not literally!

HayNow 11

Monday 7 March 2022 18:18

Hehehehe.... He got you......but hey that's what marriage is...being constantly seduced. Enjoy and now you know how to get some on demand.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 March 2022 8:16

I usually get ****** in arguments, but not literally!

HayNow 11

Monday 7 March 2022 18:18

Hehehehe.... He got you......but hey that's what marriage is...being constantly seduced. Enjoy and now you know how to get some on demand.

SJKatt 15

Monday 7 March 2022 21:09

Uhhh, it's not like this is gonna win the award for most manipulative abuse in the world, but this is definitely manipulation. Dude is washing out arguments by... Initiating sexual contact while you're upset? That's super concerning, and to me at least, super gross. Hopefully you're able to sit down and explain to him that this shit isn't cute and he is able to understand and stop.