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By  saIty

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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This is like the first time the, "You Deserved It" button means a good thing. Ahaha definitely a compliment.

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Diced up bacon, egg and buttered toast makes the BEST breakfast sandwich ever. Especically diced crispy bacon... It's like a mouthgasm.

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67- There is no such thing as rotten bacon. That would mean that they didn't eat it all. Shame on them, for letting good bacon go to waste.

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66, that's very very true! Now I'm hungry... "Who wants some beggin' strips?" "I'd get it myself but I don't have thumbs" "IT'S BACON!" that commercial was just on lol

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Mmmmmm, bacon. p.s. Take dates, wrap them in bacon with a toothpick to hold it all together, and roast them in the oven. When you feed these to your boyfriend, he'll love you even more. And when you taste them, you'll love me for telling you this recipe.

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136. I hope someone comes up to you on the street and shoves bacon down your throat. And you choke and die on it.

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Well, chocolate coated crispy bacon would be better than just crispy bacon, but I don't know if OP would still rule. Do you swallow?

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1) BACON STRIPS & BACON STRIPS & BACON STRIPS & BACON STRIPS 2) bacon is the single most greatest thing in the world 3) you should feel very complimented that sex is close enough to even compete with bacon

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Loroxe (#213) - If that was aimed towards my comment that told someone that it was inappropriate to hope that a vegetarian choked and died on a piece of bacon someone shoved down their throat, then you're wrong. For two reasons. Ever consider it's annoying for the veggies to be told what to eat too? You don't have to be veggie to realise that. I'm probably going to get modded for remembering the three posts in question, but oh well. *Looks innocent*

By  saIty

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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You think he'd be able to handle the amazing-ness? I mean... sex... WITH BACON? I give him 2 minutes.

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Why not? He'd never stop! As far as the crispy part is concerned, she could put some edible lube on her chapped lips, and they'd be good to go.

Get some bacon flavored edible lotion to rub on your nipples and pussy and he will love it. He will lick you to a bacon flavored orgasm any time you want.

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You know, a friend and I had a discussion about that last night. I said if pussy tasted like bacon, I'd eat it all day long.

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