Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 08:00

Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML
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Champaklal 2
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It’s FML for her, not you, dear snowflake

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rebelwithmouseyhair 16
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She might benefit from coconut oil, it absorbs smells and is very gentle on skin.

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Champaklal 2
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It’s FML for her, not you, dear snowflake

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rebelwithmouseyhair 16
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except it's worse for OP, they have to live with the smell. The flatmate won't be able to after a while. and it's not like they'll be out and about during lockdown.

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Ainarr 29
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“it’s worse for OP, they have to live with the smell.” uh, so does the roommate lmao?? AND she has to carry it around with her. f the roommate’s life

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Kristoffer 35
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It's bad for both, to be sure, but the roommate won't be smelling themself for long.

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kfchicken 31
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crazy idea here. it sucks for them both

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rebelwithmouseyhair 16
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She might benefit from coconut oil, it absorbs smells and is very gentle on skin.

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RichardPencil 30
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You put your head in her pits often? If she stays clean, she shouldn't smell too bad from social distance.

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clover1983 12
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Well, we are in lockdown so I doubt she will do much to make her smell and if she showers normally, then you will both be fine.

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Annies 17

some people, me for example, need deodorant even when I don’t do anything, shower regularly, AND it’s cold.

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leximichelle 13
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Shut up and keep the a/c on. It’s not that big of a deal.

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clair_brodie 34
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So? Deodorant isn't mandatory and lots of people don't even need it. Even more so if no one is leaving home these days.

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