Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 643
You deserved it 6 211

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.


all4pooh 4

Bacon makes everything better

Nope, bacon gives me an ****** too!

lamort_fml 4

I do not see the problem here.

15- are you the hot bacon dream ****** guy?!?! :D Please say yes, I will love you forever!!! Lol

unknown_user5566 26

I don't think bacon can ruin anything, period.

Oreohugzpenny 4

Bacon makes everything sexier!

21 yesssss the only problem is now I really want bacon

#50, sadly I am not :( , but this FML convinced me to make a bacon sandwich for tmr so it's all good!

A vote for bacon/sex is a vote for freedom!

Makes sense. cover yourself in Bacon and ask your boyfriend to slowly chomp it ;)

Taking eating out your girlfriend to a whole new level

JKr3slEMO 5

how is that an FML? I mean you did say you wanna 'spice up your sex life' and he gave you the solution.

Personally I LOVE bacon. Although during sex?

Well if OP is done with him, I'd give a gay relationship a chance if it involved bacon. I guess it's legal in my state.

Got a boring sex life? Rub some bacon on it.

Wow that's weird. At least bacon is delicious!

You find it weird? I see nothing wrong with this fml... Bacon is the shit.

So he'd rather eat bacon than you? Can't blame him

MagicGiraffe 12

This would only be bad if he meant *shudders* Canadian bacon...

Some vaginas are gross and smelly.... Rarely can the same be said about bacon

MerrikBarbarian 9

175- try leave bacon out of the fridge for a day or two, then tell me it doesn't smell. ;)

luvdolphin 9
siickman 7

Thats the thing, bacon rarely makes it past a day or two because of how ******* good it is. Bacon rules... End of discussion :)

I am a dog. I've only had Beggin' Strips. FML :[

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.

red225 14

One of the best suggestions there is, is ******* with bacon

22cute 17

Putting the two greatest things together can do unspeakable things

Now I'm waiting for you all to make a bacon porno.

Bacons strips&bacon strips&bacon strips

nco1414 7

Hell, I'd my Boyfriend wrapped his dick with bacon maybe id suck it more often.

borkchop1992 15

Epic meal time with ******* incorporated in the meals

TriflingAllDay 6

Crusty grease on the body. Yum.

seriouslythat 6

They made bacon lube soo they can incorporate bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue.. Poems are hard Bacon.

DKjazz 20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not really a poet, NOW GET IN THE VAN!

So does this mean your boyfriend is a pig?

CVeNgineer 0

I'm pretty sure it means he likes bacon, saying that he was a pig would suggest he also likes cannibalism

It means that her boyfriend is a genius. Keep him around OP. Bacon is delicious.

mollysticks 10

27: and is frowned upon by most societies.

OhDearBetrayal 25

As the saying goes; you are what you eat.

sxyyycheerrr444 6

I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people who like bacon that are not "pigs"

I don't blame him, bacon tastes so GOD DAMN GOOD

See that? Bacon got me so excited, I jizzed

But I'm slightly allergic to bacon. Whenever I eat bacon, I get itching welts LITERALLY head to toe.

People who don't eat bacon, for whatever reason, can't be trusted.

Bacon is such a mouthgasm I don't even get why you would think of it as an FML

We posted the same thing at the same time! Great minds think alike! Lol!!

Bacon makes everything better, doesn't it? Lol!! Just how old is this boyfriend?