By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

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Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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lrb081 0
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what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

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Mx_Rider 6
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p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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Mx_Rider 6
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first. and aweee sucks for u

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ThatFailed 0
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Hardly, I baconators are fuckn delicious

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austinryansmith 0
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well under stand them baconaters are fucking great

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flufffypants 0
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Well some bacon Is fresh and juicy yours is not

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De3z 0
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maby you are doing something wrong... but then again, baconators are amazing!!! it's called a stomach orgasm ;)

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chillbro69 0
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maybe you should gain some weight

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leyash 0
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agreed.

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Mx_Rider 6
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p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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omghehehe 0
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LMAO!!! OP: What to say??? sighhh :)

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Kaoticwolf 17
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novman vould handle that it would result in instant cummage

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th_fml 0
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Try some new positions! It's your new challenge. Say some nasty things to him. heh

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Condawg 0
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At first, I thought you said "Say some tasty things to him." And I was like, "This guy's got the right idea."

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xxcrazybestiexx 0
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Your fault for not pleasing his needs better than a burger! lol. It's ok. A burger can do ALLl the things you can.

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KaylinGee 0
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Boys will be boysss!

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lrb081 0
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what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

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gilly011 0
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ydi for sucking at sex ;)

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xxcmb3k3xx 21
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well maybe she should start sucking

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perdix 29
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Three words: Bacon flavored douche.

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DCCookie5 0
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That depends. You good in the sack?

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