FML : Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FYLyfer - / Monday 26 October 2009 21:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By lrb081 | 0

#640702 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:13

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

By Mx_Rider | 6

#640633 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:42

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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By Mx_Rider | 6

#640628 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:40

first. and aweee sucks for u

ThatFailed | 0

#643109 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 18:59

Hardly, I baconators are fuckn delicious

austinryansmith | 0

#793225 - Saturday 23 January 2010 16:11

well under stand them baconaters are fucking great

flufffypants | 0

#931766 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:37

Well some bacon Is fresh and juicy
yours is not

De3z | 0

#1135237 - Sunday 25 July 2010 0:09

maby you are doing something wrong... but then again, baconators are amazing!!! it's called a stomach orgasm ;)

By chillbro69 | 0

#640632 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:42

maybe you should gain some weight

leyash | 0

#642926 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

agreed.

By Mx_Rider | 6

#640633 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:42

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

omghehehe | 0

#641074 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:37

LMAO!!!

OP: What to say??? sighhh :)

Kaoticwolf | 17

#6569994 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 17:37

novman vould handle that it would result in instant cummage

By th_fml | 0

#640660 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:54

Try some new positions! It's your new challenge. Say some nasty things to him. heh

Condawg | 0

#808770 - Saturday 30 January 2010 3:46

At first, I thought you said "Say some tasty things to him." And I was like, "This guy's got the right idea."

By xxcrazybestiexx | 0

#640668 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:57

Your fault for not pleasing his needs better than a burger! lol. It's ok. A burger can do ALLl the things you can.

By KaylinGee | 0

#640670 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:57

Boys will be boysss!

By lrb081 | 0

#640702 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:13

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

By gilly011 | 0

#640723 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:26

ydi for sucking at sex ;)

xxcmb3k3xx | 21

#6238285 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:26

well maybe she should start sucking

By perdix | 29

#640752 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:49

Three words: Bacon flavored douche.

By DCCookie5 | 0

#640772 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:01

That depends. You good in the sack?

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