By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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lrb081 0

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

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Mx_Rider 6

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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Mx_Rider 6

first. and aweee sucks for u

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austinryansmith 0

well under stand them baconaters are ******* great

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flufffypants 0

Well some bacon Is fresh and juicy yours is not

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De3z 0

maby you are doing something wrong... but then again, baconators are amazing!!! it's called a stomach ****** ;)

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Mx_Rider 6

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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Kaoticwolf 17

novman vould handle that it would result in instant cummage

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th_fml 0

Try some new positions! It's your new challenge. Say some nasty things to him. heh

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Condawg 0

At first, I thought you said "Say some tasty things to him." And I was like, "This guy's got the right idea."

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xxcrazybestiexx 0

Your fault for not pleasing his needs better than a burger! lol. It's ok. A burger can do ALLl the things you can.

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KaylinGee 0

Boys will be boysss!

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lrb081 0

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

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perdix 29

Three words: Bacon flavored douche.

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DCCookie5 0

That depends. You good in the sack?

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