By sausagefingers - United States - Nixa
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Adding to 2's comment, maybe her boyfriend likes her sausage fingers too! That is her user name after all. In seriousness, though, it seems like the dudes seem jealous of her boyfriend.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

33, you have no proof of either of your assumptions. You're coming off as one of those dudes, on FML, that if the girl is made fun of for, any reason, then she must be fat. Lame!

By  Attica  |  20

Ouch. In any case, the important thing is that your boyfriend thinks you are beautiful, no matter what his friend thinks. I hope he defended you to him. I'm sure you're beautiful OP, just not everyone has the same ideal of beauty and decide to be really rude about it sometimes :(


Exactly and everyone smells different.. I read somewhere I don't remember where that if u can't stand the sight and smell of ur significant other sweating then u are not meant to be together.. Obviously ur bf loves ur smell and ur bfs friend does not.. However that is why u are with ur bf and not with his friend

By  Finnick_fml  |  12

What a unique batch of insults. Don't feel insulted - deli meat doesn't smell bad, and a person who would actually thoroughly examine and comment on someone's ankles probably doesn't have his head screwed on straight.
He's just jealous because your boyfriend has you and the best he has is his hand.

  Anai08  |  17

11- I thought the same thing. What the heck does her having 'fat ankles' have to do with anything? And why would he have noticed? I think he was just trying to be funny, and failed. This seems like something one should just brush off, unless her boyfriend laughed and agreed with his friend or something.