Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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juuuliaaa_fml 28
Hope only your tounge touched it!
JasonThorn 23
...Dammit, 7 AM and I'm already done with the Internet for the day. I gotta stop visiting this site before work.
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juuuliaaa_fml 28
Hope only your tounge touched it!
JasonThorn 23
...Dammit, 7 AM and I'm already done with the Internet for the day. I gotta stop visiting this site before work.