FML : Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2009 15:53 / United States

FML under the sheets

PETA we are sorry about today's comic. Yes it involves cats being farted on but it's not what it's really about. What it's all about...

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By genius_man16 | 0

#279518 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

By orangerocker26 | 0

#279520 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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By simpsonman3000 | 0

#279517 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:23

i hope theyre not all scratched up

quade25 | 0

#2748842 - Friday 24 June 2011 12:50

what's there to scratch?

Muthalecka | 1

#3110480 - Monday 15 August 2011 05:20

#2 you hope? Do you care for this man's balls?

TheWildRover1 | 12

#5654205 - Monday 2 September 2013 01:55

I hope they are

m1k3_b0rr311 | 15

#6012470 - Saturday 19 July 2014 03:25

Yea i fucking do ae

rainbotato | 14

#6207390 - Friday 20 February 2015 03:55

are you retarded

By genius_man16 | 0

#279518 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

ifmlftw | 0

#853489 - Sunday 14 February 2010 02:18

lmfao

bobnorris | 0

#925442 - Monday 8 March 2010 04:40

ow...

ccftw | 0

#980905 - Saturday 17 April 2010 01:09

Lol @ 1 haha

rawrlily | 0

#1039738 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 12:23

Aha. kittehz don't liek persunz wif a tinee dik. Espeshullee wen thei fart on mee.

zolltf | 4

#1099105 - Friday 16 July 2010 09:30

I'm still waiting for Perdix to tell some joke about him playing with his sister's pussy, and losing his balls in the process

Draeven_fml | 0

#1367998 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 05:32

that a whole new level of animal cruelty

maz_irken | 6

#2596010 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:39

feel lucky. it's probable the only time you'll get pu...errr...nevermind

Herropreez17 | 0

#2683095 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 02:03

Yea. WHAT DID THE POOR KITTY DO TO YOU????

pink_raindrops | 26

#2911397 - Sunday 17 July 2011 06:37

I'm glad the kitty attacked your nuts. You thought it would be funny to see what his reaction would be, well you found out.

iammeorami | 25

#5357673 - Thursday 7 February 2013 04:08

awesome!

jarockstar27 | 10

#5404694 - Thursday 14 March 2013 06:29

And this dude wants our sympathy why??? Seriously deserved it!

Duggie1339 | 13

#5879137 - Saturday 8 March 2014 09:21

Okay based on my profile pic u can tell which side I'm on.... He/she is just a kitten, would u do that to a baby? You didn't deserve it... You deserve getting your balls chopped off and hung from your car mirror you sick fuck

By MakeMeMoo | 0

#279519 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:23

What a moron...got what you deserved.

toaster468 | 0

#970710 - Monday 29 March 2010 09:59

you don't have testicles, you don't know what it feels like

tona01 | 16

#2232839 - Thursday 24 March 2011 02:37

exactly!!!

lebronesque73091 | 12

#5147438 - Wednesday 14 November 2012 09:46

LOL, that's too funny. You deserve it for doing that though

By orangerocker26 | 0

#279520 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

brookemurray17 | 5

#4782384 - Tuesday 7 August 2012 05:56

Omg I'm laughing so hard rn

kittykat1501 | 31

#6319628 - Saturday 13 June 2015 11:29

It's his sister's cat

By nibas | 0

#279522 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:23

HAHA omg. owned. don't fuck with animals.

ifmlftw | 0

#853496 - Sunday 14 February 2010 02:20

somebody call PETA!!!!!!!! jk. PETA is a waste of time. but I do love animals

tencentsakiss | 19

#990777 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 08:12

it's amazing how many people on here do fuck with cats and get owned by getting their crotch attacked

TheCrazyAli28 | 0

#2721549 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:09

lol I wouldn't mind gettn my crotch attacked.

abnormalbird | 11

#5824830 - Sunday 12 January 2014 04:49

367 THEY KNOW OUR WEAKNESS

By kelsey_LYNN | 0

#279525 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:24

Lmfao! Kitty ownage! YDI.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#279529 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:24

Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuumm hope you can still have kids

Picking_Kuppies | 0

#2101940 - Sunday 20 February 2011 12:55

Why, so they can all fart on kittens?

wildmonkey | 16

#5672540 - Saturday 14 September 2013 05:23

Idiots like that shouldn't have kids.

jacqleeen | 11

#6440526 - Wednesday 21 October 2015 05:01

Your comment just made me burst out laughing!!

By CodeMonkey123 | 0

#279532 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:25

YDI, that you jerk Mittens the super ultra crime solving kitten doesn't take shit from anyone!

turtlemanz | 8

#2203294 - Saturday 19 March 2011 07:39

literally

Lqum26 | 0

#2390493 - Saturday 23 April 2011 02:39

8 you made absolutely no sense

By DarkMirror | 0

#279543 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:26

karma xD But like it's such a bad thing? You probably shouldn't reproduce anyway.

By lol_chickens | 0

#279544 - Sunday 7 June 2009 08:26

Why the hell would you put a kitten under the sheets? D: Anyhow, your balls must've looked all dangly and fun.

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