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By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Moral support

By too bad so sad - 15/02/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "Maybe he left you for someone else." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 370

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 385

By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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You deserved it 4 023

By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By anony - 24/05/2016 12:57 - New Zealand - East Tamaki

Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Lilo4life 26

Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:52

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

Lady_Spaghetti 36

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:08

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

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Lilo4life 26

Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:52

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:05

Were you watching Shrek?

Lady_Spaghetti 36

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:08

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

luvlu444 24

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:25

I mean, if u love someone it's perfectly normal to want to spend time with them, so assuming OP loves their mother, this shouldn't be an issue

Kchchan288 5

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:29

Time to start using tinder... :)

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:51

Your single life is all ogre now.

Sir_Cow 17

Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:25

Guess you need your prince Charming.

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:41

I can fix that

SpyroMello 29

Tuesday 30 August 2016 11:47

Not as bad I feel for the people who still say dicks out for harambe

Emma1562 35

Tuesday 30 August 2016 13:10

That was stupid from the start, nobody even knew what harambe was or the name until he died. I thought it was just stupid.

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