By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 364
You deserved it 2 047

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They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

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Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.

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Were you watching Shrek?

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

I mean, if u love someone it's perfectly normal to want to spend time with them, so assuming OP loves their mother, this shouldn't be an issue

Time to start using tinder... :)

Your single life is all ogre now.

Guess you need your prince Charming.

Not as bad I feel for the people who still say dicks out for harambe