FML : Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend."...

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shrek / Monday 29 August 2016 10:26 / United States - Chattanooga

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6680887 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:54

They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.

By Lilo4life | 26

#6680885 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:52

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

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By Lilo4life | 26

#6680885 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:52

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6680887 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 8:54

They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.

mattyiscool123 | 26

#6681310 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 3:57

You're on a top comment streak

By J352SAURUS | 30

#6680891 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:05

Were you watching Shrek?

By Lady_Spaghetti | 36

#6680893 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:08

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

By paris_ava | 21

#6680897 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:25

I mean, if u love someone it's perfectly normal to want to spend time with them, so assuming OP loves their mother, this shouldn't be an issue

By Kchchan288 | 5

#6680900 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:29

Time to start using tinder... :)

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6680912 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:51

Your single life is all ogre now.

By Sir_Cow | 17

#6680934 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:25

Guess you need your prince Charming.

By thefmlman2011 | 30

#6680944 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:41

I can fix that

By SpyroMello | 27

#6680966 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 11:47

Not as bad I feel for the people who still say dicks out for harambe

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