Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.
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Lilo4life
| 26
Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.
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Lilo4life
| 26
Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
They say that one is the loneliest number, until you realize how shit some people out there can be.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
You're on a top comment streak
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J352SAURUS
| 30
Were you watching Shrek?
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Lady_Spaghetti
| 36
Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.
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paris_ava
| 24
I mean, if u love someone it's perfectly normal to want to spend time with them, so assuming OP loves their mother, this shouldn't be an issue
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Kchchan288
| 5
Time to start using tinder... :)
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Lalala579121
| 27
Your single life is all ogre now.
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Sir_Cow
| 17
Guess you need your prince Charming.
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thefmlman2011
| 31
I can fix that
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SpyroMello
| 27
Not as bad I feel for the people who still say dicks out for harambe