Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
garinN 1
Let this be a lesson to all, Duckface = Baaaaaaad.
Llamacod 11
you would rather he lie? I presume you also wouldn't want him to tell you if the toilet paper is sticking out of your bra
Bieber4TheWin 4
BANG!
rockman555555 3
Relax, he did you a favour. Now stop doing the duck face.
LogicalThinking 0
Whatever it takes to put an end to duckface
monkeybambam89_fml 5
Maybe you should wax it then do the duckface
blink_kid 32
In all honesty, even if you don't have a mustache, you should probably stop doing duck-faces. You're probably far too intelligent for them, OP.
ChubbyNicki 6
YDI duck face sucks.
ChefPhilly 13
I mustache you a question. I was going to shave it for later, but may eyebrows your Facebook photos?
SimplyEerb 3
Well. That's a problem that can be easily fixed