Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
sengenex 4
Duck face is stupid, Hi5 to your BF
Greggums 2
You ******* deserved it.
shaza575 9
Mustache or not, duck faces aren't attractive. FYL since you have a mustache and all of your friends have probably seen it by now, but YDI for duck facing in the first place.
fordneagles 34
Well that's your fault for pulling that stupid ******* duck face. Put on a nice smile and maybe people will actually respect you
lonelyharts86 8
He did you a favour. Now you can remove the duck pictures and take some pictures that aren't ridiculous.
Threnody666 19
Ydi for making that stupid face and for not taking pictures like a normal human being.
Jasonf6 0
That and it's ******* stupid looking. YDI
CowgirlUp87 11
Be grateful he didn't leave you! The duck face is break up material... That shit can end relationships. You are not only embarrassing yourself, but him as well. Kudos to your boyfriend for sticking it out!
perdix 31
The duck face also highlights your diminished IQ :D
vocaloidtiger 12
Well played. >->
Sunkistlover718 21
BANG! Duck hunting complete. :)