Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
Christina_N 2
I'm surprised you still have a boyfriend after doing the duckface.
DylansMomma 9
Better for him to tell you, than someone else. It's probably just as embarassing for him as it is you. He was doing you both a favor.
Raelthelamb 31
Well, YDI for doing the duckface.
doglover100 29
I find it ironic how your avatar is about girls doing the duck face.
blutigenbonbon 10
Good. So stop duck facing.
rileynautumn 0
Don't do the duck face anyway!!!! It's incredibly ugly. Most guys don't find it the least bit attractive and it makes you look like an idiot who thinks she's the hottest thing on the planet... Stop being so conceited.
OMFGsav 1
That's what you get for trying to be a different species.
katties 27
Well, if that's what takes to stop you from making the duckface...
hannahhhhcr 1
Dump him
tdb1 1
#184 how about you stfu and go suck a ****
cordelay98 10
Don't do the duckface anymore!!! You're boyfriend is smart
ThatGirl6 9
Lmao your boyfriend is awesome. Duck face is stupid and makes girls look dumb