Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
mattorama 15
You do the duck face AND have a hairy upper lip? YDI x 1,000
capnbzarr 43
Well, he's right. By tilting the lip oblique to the camera, it creates the visual effect of piling the hairs on top of each other to make the area appear darker.
rivaraven 35
Why would you do duck face anyway? YDI
linkinpark98 24
I would travel to wherever you are just to give this man a medal. DOWN WITH DUCK FACES!
techman_321 1
*tosses piece of bread*
mercsl65 7
if your boyfriend can't be honest with you, why have him? for your own selfish reasons? thank him for stopping your own self destruction
tfontaine17 1
You ******* deserved it
Jewbenita 0
I dont see why everyone thinks its so cool to have a duck face in their pictures. Its unattractive andd you just look stupid. Next time maybe you'll realize that before you upload photos of you resembling daffy duck.
lovepandorasaver 11
Once again, laser hair removal ad to the right of this FML. Your boyfriend deserves better.
RogueGamerXXX 0
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