Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
dalmaniac 1
Maybe u should see the you tube videos made on "duck faces" lol
mrsmo2 5
So?
PikachuBuddy 8
Why the hell were you doing the duck face??!!
hotforkegger 4
HATE THE DUCK FACE
vbmg152 19
Stop doing the stupid duckface! Do you know how frustrating it is for us parents to pay over $100 for a yearbook to find it half full of duckfaces?? I'd like to find the person that started this stupid phase! YDI
DJP0N3 0
You pay 100$ for yearbooks? As for the op ydi fOr duckfacibg and having a mostache
NoahEibon 11
Why the hell would you do "duck face" anyways, nobody likes it...Atleast you know now!
espeo92 2
Whenever I see a girl I know doing a duck face I want to comment about it but I know her bffs will bitch me out
cheekyandsneaky 2
Duck face is so unatractive its unreal..
OffToTheGayBar 9
I want to say "I like duckface" for the sole purpose of being contrary, but I can't.
hateevryone 15
That's what you get for doing the duck face. It makes you look retarded.