Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
The_F3rris 11
Those who do the duck face have the IQ equivalent to just that...a duck.
EyeLoveChicken 0
You deserve the **** out of that shit for doing the duck face in the first place
Fenyryn 5
Were you trying to attract Donald Duck with all those photos?
Lanewood 2
Honestly I don't know what girls see sometimes when they look at themselves.. Do you maybe just think no one else sees it? Or do you think your boyfriend likes it? ;)
vinathi 9
you've probably never had to shave in your life. It sucks, by the way.
bjf10 22
The duck face definitely deserves mocking.
fbear10 5
Aren't pictures just supposed to be you with your friends having fun? What's wrong with society these days?
devonisthebest 7
want some feathers and flippers to go with your "duck face"
KingCeltic77 18
Don't do the duckface anyway. It's not hot at all.
DRMIKA 4
Excuse me, but I mustache you a question. Why don't you just shave?
Buzzy123 7
Keep the mustache and just stop the duck face.