Trumped

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
I agree, your life sucks 785
You deserved it 1 636

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Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?

You got trumped.

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Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?

You got trumped.

Come on Ross it’s spray count to 5 then turn around and spray

Though about trying to take over his office? I bet you would do a better job!😉

1/4 cup salt, 1/2 cup lemon juice and a loofah

Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo. There is too much fake spray tan on you. Oomp Loompa Doopida Dee. Trump's fake color has nothing on thee. What do you get when you overuse tan? A problem with groping and a traveling ban! Why not just use a less colorful spray? So you don't look like piles of clay? You know you can hear them singing.

Not sure that’s possible.