Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
alphatoomega 21
Whoever started the duck-facing trend should be shot. They look stupid.
Jared900DUmpling 30
YDI for making the duck face
MisUnFortunate 31
Can I just point out that her boyfriend shouldn't be insulting her? And that she never said she was duck-facing, in fact she probably wasn't and her boyfriend is just an emotionally abusive tool. One of the guys I dated in high school would follow me around and when he saw me eating food he would say stuff like "Yeah most guys aren't into girls like you, you're lucky I like you even with those fat rolls" do you think I deserved that? I weigh 150...
HarleyQuinn1293 13
That's what you get for doing the duck face. It is probably the most unattractive face a woman can make. So congratulations on making yourself look like an idiot to all your friends and family! You got what you deserved! I. I saw you doing it in public I'd throw bread at you!
lucasjames22 8
you're lucky you have a boyfriend. stop doing the duck face, you look like an idiot. and for God's sake get rid of your mustache.