Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
Slimma 20
He was saying it in an extremely nice and polite way to NOT do that face. There is nothing redeeming about it. Nothing cute about it. Nothing even remotely good about it. Its embarrassing. Its one of the worst things to begin happening and it needs to be done away with. So yeah it was very appropriate than saying... "making the duck face is ugly don't do it." So you very much deserve it.
lexiana 11
YDI for making the duck face!
AidenSurvival 7
Have you guys spotted the spaghetti image on Reddit. One guy photoshopped a plate of spaghetti and the noodles were coming out the duck-faced girls' mouths. lss: they want spaghetti. Next time you spot these poor bastards, throw a plate of spaghetti towards them. Feed the starving ducks. :)
kaylib7162 6
Good for him....... I swear I want to punch every idiot woman or should I say "CHILD" that thinks that is attractive right in the DUCK FACE!!!! Grown the **** up jack asses!!!!
Sionnach 10
Today, I learned that I'm dating a girl who thinks "duck face" is funny and endearing. FML
StayClassyLassy 6
I think girls do the duck face because they think it makes them look sexy.
linkinpark98 24
Key word: "Think"
thatismahogany 0
YDI for doing the duckface.
Beauzeau 2
Your boyfriend should be the one posting to FML! My girlfriend thinks duckface + 'stache is an endearing combo - FML.
DeathThrasher891 3
He did you a favor
brandonjd25 3
That's a nice way of saying: doing the duck face makes you look like a stick up bitch..
robert76 5
1) If you have a moustache, I'm sure you know it. Wax that thing already! And if you won't wax it, don't get offended when people react to it. 2) You were doing the duck face. You deserve much worse than that.