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  flockz  |  19

a man duck you say?

"why hello there baby quack quaaaaack. mmm i love those thick tail feathers and your perfectly curved beak. your voice sounds like the splash of water on stones from my nearby pond. we can go back there if you like and i can caress your body and

*puts on sunglasses*

go down south for the winter."

  perdix  |  29

#41, No! That's too many words after you lowered your sunglasses. You get one or two words after the sunglass drop to make the joke pop. Saying a whole sentence after that is why people generally hate the use of the schtick.


I can't figure out why girls think this is sexy! I'm wondering if there's some sort of troll out there that's telling girls that it's sexy so that the rest of the world can ridicule them. Given that most of these girls probably have no self-esteem anyway, they would probably do anything someone told them if they thought it would make them sexy.

  MDTeddy  |  13

@46 I wish everyone did what you do. That way nobody would have all these friends they added just to feel popular. They are a joke. I also remove people who are annoying and people who don't respond to me.


I remember plenty of games on the NES. It was my first gaming system. I just know the names of two. Duck hunt and super Mario bros 3. There was one game where you were king kong or a giant reptile and climbed buildings.

By  Dracoboxer357  |  35

Hmm, maybe he could have been a bit more tasteful in his delivery, but would you prefer he Didn't tell you that, if it is true?
(My wife and I have what we call Brutal Truth Moments, where we warn the other it's coming and to take it with a grain of salt but it's said anyways cause we feel it's necessary!)

  Keliosan  |  6

Very well put. While I can't gather up even the smallest amount of pity for anyone that takes pictures making that stupid face, it's nice to see someone with some self control that doesn't see the FML and scramble to type "WTF Y U DUCKFACE!?!"

  kyleekay  |  25

Draco, when it comes to the duck face, there is no reason to be tasteful. The duck face is an awful offense to photographs and should always be discussed in the least tactful way possible. ;)

  yuggi1  |  11

Your point? I already know how to spell tweezer, but I meant tweeze. Anyhow, Google beat you to the punch. Hate my comment with its overused pun all you want. ~_~