Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
CyborgBanana 12
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zach_chad 2
Look at her username... Hint hint
FirebirdF350 7
Your own fault, the duck face is strange and unnatural, there are only two reasons to even be able to contort your face in that way, smoking, and severe tourettes, when my girl did the duck face I started greeting her with a duck caller every day, and get some laser removal Paulette Tutle.
jdev234 3
The d on duck face should be replaced with an f. That is the only person that would do a duck face.
reimichele 8
I always wonder if the other birds are jealous of the ducks for having thousands of mindless followers.
akiahara 14
all this duck face hate is astounding and fantastic. now spread the word and perhaps the ***** will stop it. sorry about your mustache, OP.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Well, I think it's quiet appropriate too, OP. YDI.
heroyn25 1
Props to him, he's doing you a favor.
Mipz 2
You deserve it for duck face-ing. And bleach. Duh.
spylican 4
You should be punched for doing it