Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
HeartOfLead 24
It's only ok if you have a luscious, big, fat, juicy beak!
wpolo02 7
Duckface should be killed with fire. It makes women look like desperate *****. Good for your boyfriend.
jwp0211 17
Duck facing, how teenage bitches can think they're pretty.
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Let this be a warning, Facebookers. Not only does duck face make you look like a retarded Jersey *****, it shows off your facial hair.
Santa_Claauz 0
Why do women duckface? No one finds it attractive........
pigbilly 0
I hate my discussing generation and their first world problems. I experienced more in my first eleven years than some of these people have their entire life!
jadedtiger 4
Anyone who does that ridiculous duck face deserves what ever is said. It has to be the dumbest shit I seen in a long time
mrslewis 16
U tottaly deserve it for walking around with a mostache wax it off yuck
doglover100 29
Guys don't find the duck face attractive.
Steffi 26
Quack.