if the dog was very old/in pain you did the right thing OP

Rape is a serious crime. Don't be afraid to tell someone.

Definitely loving OP's way of describing the irony.

that wasn't the only hard shaft going up your ass that day, was it?

It's kinda like rapists who feel the cold, hard shaft of irony up the ass in prison. Metaphorically speaking of course.

This is very poetic. I was a little surprised, but pleased :)

Damn those raping shafts of irony!! Hahaha

Did you go take a scalding hot shower afterwards to wash away the shame of this visit to the vet that you were apparently raped at?

I know how it feels to have your pet put asleep...its sad :'( you know what makes me feel better, hanging around with people you love!

The Sorting Hat is the nicest hat of all. It somehow finds something nice to say about Slytherin.

176 LMAO!!!

lm

If I had stoped reading at "cold hard shaft of irony slid up my ass" I still would have laughfed like helk but the ending really didit for me (thats what she said) But seriously OP sorry about your dog

There's a national dog day? Why?

Because dogs are awesome^

@9 You don't kill living creatures because they're old...

Fucking win.

My cat shadow died on my lap. I miss him so much! He wasn't in pain but he was old he died healthy and in my arms. ;(

Ahah what a metaphor....:// sorry about yo dawgi op

Hahaha I know right

Hahaha I know right

OP must have a ton of great analogies like this!

15 - analogy is such a dirty word, and it correctly matches the FML... You get a +1.

24- Analogy is not a dirty word. But thanks!

30, ANALogy is what I think they were getting at.

Ow. I could feel it. So cold... So cold...

39- Oh I see that now! Sorry I don't keep my mind in the gutter. Haha

45- You should. It's this new trend...

'twas beautifully composed

If OP managed to write like this in 200 characters or less, I'd love to have a conversation with him/her in real life.

This reminds me of the FML about Satan's ass gas. Wonderful descriptions, eh?

It's like I was actually there.

Very true

Poetry my good man

this gives a whole new meaning to f your life

i know right!

sucks if it's a guy...

I am so turned on by this

1,000 likes thanks to me

Ahh, your a funny guy ehh?

There is a national day for everything.

Oh god lmao

that, my friend, was so bad I giggled

I see what you did there! For those that don't get it, dogs go 'ruff'.

Aha that's smart

Are you not going to thank me for point that out 17? :(

Lol "ruff" dog!! Haha

13- OMFG! How in the hell did you figure that out, champ?

62 - are you a dick in real life or just whilst behind your computer in your mums basement?

81- Thanks for playing, kid.

I may have insulted you but make no mistake about it, I'm sure you insulted everyone on FML with comment #13.

90 - Did you read 60's comment...?

93*

Okay, don't take it personal. I saw your comment first.

13- he may be on his iPod instead of a computer.

Lol 17 in gonba text you k?

Oh I get it now.

The guy just lost his dog man. Really?

Do you mean "cruel" beauty? 'cause I don't think the beauty was crude at all.

I lost it

Not the time -_-

Asian power!!!!!

Irony - possessing the quality of ironness, made of iron.