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irollup
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This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.
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gunmania0
| 12
That was a good hard metaphor.
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dancefan0220
| 0
Hats sad D:
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TipsfromSips
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if the dog was very old/in pain you did the right thing OP
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futtbuck101
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Rape is a serious crime. Don't be afraid to tell someone.
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genesisnirvana
| 11
Definitely loving OP's way of describing the irony.
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fanceh
| 10
that wasn't the only hard shaft going up your ass that day, was it?
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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It's kinda like rapists who feel the cold, hard shaft of irony up the ass in prison. Metaphorically speaking of course.
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lilmisslovely13
| 15
This is very poetic. I was a little surprised, but pleased :)
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emmaa3451
| 11
Damn those raping shafts of irony!! Hahaha
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FFPulley
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Did you go take a scalding hot shower afterwards to wash away the shame of this visit to the vet that you were apparently raped at?
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nadyy14
| 8
I know how it feels to have your pet put asleep...its sad :'( you know what makes me feel better, hanging around with people you love!
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sciencekidster1
| 8
The Sorting Hat is the nicest hat of all. It somehow finds something nice to say about Slytherin.
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xcarxcrashx
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176 LMAO!!!
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Winnerz4life
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lm
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Iheartfunny
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If I had stoped reading at "cold hard shaft of irony slid up my ass" I still would have laughfed like helk but the ending really didit for me (thats what she said) But seriously OP sorry about your dog
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ChucklesTheClown
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There's a national dog day? Why?
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JoHire
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Because dogs are awesome^
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Friaza
| 29
@9 You don't kill living creatures because they're old...
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captn_fml
| 0
Fucking win.
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abbey321
| 8
My cat shadow died on my lap. I miss him so much! He wasn't in pain but he was old he died healthy and in my arms. ;(
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lancer3044
| 0
:/
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snowdrift
| 6
Ahah what a metaphor....:// sorry about yo dawgi op
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irollup
| 4
This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.
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sovietkiwi
| 0
Hahaha I know right
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sovietkiwi
| 0
Hahaha I know right
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Laurenlou
| 24
OP must have a ton of great analogies like this!
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gunmania0
| 12
15 - analogy is such a dirty word, and it correctly matches the FML... You get a +1.
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Laurenlou
| 24
24- Analogy is not a dirty word. But thanks!
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mazochyst
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30, ANALogy is what I think they were getting at.
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ollierobs
| 0
Ow. I could feel it. So cold... So cold...
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Laurenlou
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39- Oh I see that now!
Sorry I don't keep my mind in the gutter. Haha
Sorry I don't keep my mind in the gutter. Haha
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KiddNYC1O
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45- You should. It's this new trend...
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rawrface22
| 10
'twas beautifully composed
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tj4234
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If OP managed to write like this in 200 characters or less, I'd love to have a conversation with him/her in real life.
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ihasbrains
| 10
This reminds me of the FML about Satan's ass gas. Wonderful descriptions, eh?
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xX_LilSammie_Xx
| 4
It's like I was actually there.
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mgon93
| 0
Very true
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itouchuser77
| 8
Poetry my good man
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aftertheriot
| 0
this gives a whole new meaning to f your life
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jdawg2010
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i know right!
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geoffnel10
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sucks if it's a guy...
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FML102938
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I am so turned on by this
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HelloHolaBonjour_fml
| 11
1,000 likes thanks to me
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FunnyGuy5051
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sorry to hear that op, I never knew there was a national dog day tho
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ugottaluvme
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Ahh, your a funny guy ehh?
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xNephilim
| 18
There is a national day for everything.
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gunmania0
| 12
That was a good hard metaphor.
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Midnightpearls
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Oh god lmao
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cre8or99
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That's ruff
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santasadiekins
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that, my friend, was so bad I giggled
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gunmania0
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I see what you did there! For those that don't get it, dogs go 'ruff'.
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minnymouse20
| 13
Aha that's smart
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gunmania0
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Are you not going to thank me for point that out 17? :(
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AdriTheCutie
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Lol "ruff" dog!! Haha
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KiddNYC1O
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13- OMFG! How in the hell did you figure that out, champ?
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gunmania0
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62 - are you a dick in real life or just whilst behind your computer in your mums basement?
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KiddNYC1O
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81- Thanks for playing, kid.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
I may have insulted you but make no mistake about it, I'm sure you insulted everyone on FML with comment #13.
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gunmania0
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90 - Did you read 60's comment...?
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gunmania0
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93*
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Okay, don't take it personal. I saw your comment first.
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I_Hate_Tpyos
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13- he may be on his iPod instead of a computer.
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ugottaluvme
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Lol 17 in gonba text you k?
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ichikibobivopula
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Oh I get it now.
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The guy just lost his dog man.
Really?
Really?
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sariannacanna
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I almost cried at the crude beauty of your metaphor *claps* bravo my friend, bravo. Sorry about your dog.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Do you mean "cruel" beauty? 'cause I don't think the beauty was crude at all.
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Btreasure
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aichd13
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You win the game.
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ironwords
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I lost it
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wilsontws
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lidsthesquid
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Not the time -_-
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ripjohnlennon
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Asian power!!!!!
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HomeAl0ne
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Irony - possessing the quality of ironness, made of iron.
India
Germany
