Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
craphappened 4
It really does. That's why I only do it when I wanna show people my moustache. :-3)
craphappened 4
Oh yeah, which is never.
RockstarRN 10
Serves you right for doing the stupid duck face in the first place! "The duck face makes a woman look so incredibly sexy!"....said no man EVER!
Inediblepeaches 15
That's what you get for doing a duck face. Plus, he was just being honest. Would you rather have a boyfriend who lies?
bettyc4 26
Duck season already? Lock n load boys! It's duck huntin time!!
MissAmz 7
The duck face is not sexy, womens!! I wish they would smile properly in photos.. They tend to look way more attractive when they actually smile properly..
gmoney624 8
Bang!!!
Axipiter 24
Roadhouse.
AlexBblah 10
That's pretty messed in a way, Then again he's being honest and telling you then someone else talking about it on facebook.
alycion 39
If women didn't need to worry about facial hair there wouldn't be so many products and services available for its removal. Don't be embarrassed. Just grab a product or get a waxing. Oh and above all, stop making the facial expression that makes people either cringe or point and laugh.
marisadc79 0
Seriously how many duck face picture stories can be on here in such a short amount of time
carmel1110 12
You deserve it for making a duck face yo.