Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
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zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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GajaLou 0
I hope he is now walking around with a blue eye :)
causticgirl 6
Funny how things like that always come to light. Liars and cheaters always get caught --eventually. Maybe it's his moms. But what the hell was her bra doing in his room? Or maybe he found it in/under the sofa. In that case maybe his parents were getting frisky. You should ask around before you kick him to the curb. But it does sound awfully fishy
missamazinggg 12
6, you're dumb.
stevenmx86 8
Not anymore!
xDefiant 4
It could be from an old ex that got lost somewhere?.. Or something?
ColorguardChik 1
He told you you forgot it lol; you can't even remember you had one in the first place ;). but seriously, I hope it turns out to actually be not related to him in a sexual manner
EllieElectrical 5
So that's where my blue bra went ;)
IdaE 17
No.....
frenchfry564 0
It could be from a sister or mother.
MissLyonsBaby 4
Not anymore you don't because ye left it at your boyfriends
Glassmaster 0
Of course you don't, he has it. You should probably go get it back so you have a blue bra again.