Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
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zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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3ph600v 15
Someone's busted! Unless its his mom's or sisters' or something
felah17 6
Dump his ass, along with your blue bra!
NissanDriftKing 4
Dude thats sucks so bad
hateevryone 15
time to do some investigating
polkadot3155 6
maybe he did the laundry and washed your white bra with dark jeans.. men.. smh.
Friendx2 4
That's because it's at your boyfriends.
kabbyswartz 0
You also don't have any grammar.
teacupkoi 9
FML? Not to sound mean, but that shouldn't be your first response. xD Does he have roommates, or live with his family? It could be a roommates, a roommates girlfriend's, or his sister's or his mother's. Or maybe a guy friend of his dresses in ladies undergarments. Or maybe you just forgot the bra was there if it's been there for awhile. Jumping immediately to the conclusion that he's cheating on you is ridiculous. Whatever happened to logic?
rockvixen 0
maybe he's color blind. my husband cant tell green and blue apart
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I'm really sorry.