Love: Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear...

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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chicken0 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:55

I bet they were her's. I lived with a girl for 4 years and she would every about 6 months say who's under/shirt/socks are these. I never had another girl in our place or ever cheat on her. The dumb bitch just always forgot she that article of clothing or said that to see if I was cheating.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:40

HAHA, he is stupid for cheating and then texting you.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 3:13

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enormouselephant 15

Thursday 6 December 2012 3:29

That's the longest first comment I've ever seen.

MarkToast 19

Wednesday 30 April 2014 4:43

Well this is a place where people get entertainment by reading people's bitching and misfortune.

knotyersn 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:55

at least theyre not his underwear

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:40

HAHA, he is stupid for cheating and then texting you.

vooper 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:51

Nicely done.

chicken0 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:55

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 9:00

Maybe the laundry got mixed up?

Rach_star 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:17

LOL. He sounds like a dumbass.

craazykaay87 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:51

loll no kidding

terriibabiiix23 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:43

it seems like your boyfriend was cheating on you. i think its time to break up and find a honest & truthful boyfriend .

NotDave 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:54

Sherlock Holmes, is that you?

xxcashmoney100 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 20:02

Huh???? i dnt get it

skyttlz 32

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:38

your dumb

darlingdollie 24

Friday 8 April 2011 8:37

*You're dumb.

campbellshayla73 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 0:37

ouch tht sucks fyl he's a POS

KatieKhaos 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:36

It's Payback Time! buy some boxers and leave 'em in your room when he comes over.

619chaos 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 12:29

How do you like homeless people they are dirty and they stink

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