Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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Comments (158)
DaMan25 4
This is ripped off another FML
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Obviously you don't you lost it at his house when he was cheating on you don't you remember?
ty1992_farmlife 12
And there's your sign!!... To break up with him lol
AzNxS3nSaT1oN 0
Of course you don't,it's at his house.
laxbro182 1
Yes you do! It's just at his house
notthechosen 6
Maybe OP's boyfriend is colour blind and it looked blue to him?
UrCapsLockOn 12
Actually YDI for not having a blue bra ... blue is the next black .... or i just like it alot
maddy1028 0
Ouch!
UrCapsLockOn 12
Actually YDI for not having a blue bra ... blue is the next black .... or i just like it alot
ulitak 0
o thaaaats wher my blue bra went!! Jkjk
zingline89 18
No