By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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At least he was honest

Yeah, at least he warned you.

And at least he was kissing you goodnight, other girls wait for their goodnight kiss and the guy ends up not giving them one

Well that completely sucks all the romance out, sorry OP ?

Yeah looks like the boyfriend ruined the mood by trying not to ruin the mood.

Nothing wrong with that. Kinda funny.

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Some people are clueless by nature

I agree. If you can't be yourself around the one you love then it isn't meant to be. And he was trying to hold it in to try and be romantic but at least there was a warning haha.

RedPillSucks 31

At least he warned her instead of letting it rip in mid pucker

When you've gotta go, you gotta go.

I guess you can say love wasnt really in the air then ;)

twas about to be

SarahSehhati 40

You should have farted right there at that instant. while looking him dead in the eye.

Now that would've been romantic

I hope he didn't offer you some of the cheese prior.

That must have ruined the mood.