Love: Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was...

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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narwhalicious 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

At least he was honest

typical_girl_ 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

He's a keeper

Comments

narwhalicious 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

At least he was honest

pinkster2014 25

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:37

Yeah, at least he warned you.

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:54

And at least he was kissing you goodnight, other girls wait for their goodnight kiss and the guy ends up not giving them one

laaryssa 21

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

Well that completely sucks all the romance out, sorry OP ?

vipirius 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:11

Yeah looks like the boyfriend ruined the mood by trying not to ruin the mood.

logan00_fml 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

Nothing wrong with that. Kinda funny.

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

Some people are clueless by nature

typical_girl_ 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

He's a keeper

Stazza11 27

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:25

I agree. If you can't be yourself around the one you love then it isn't meant to be. And he was trying to hold it in to try and be romantic but at least there was a warning haha.