fmll
Norway
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Jennagirl
Australia
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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Comments (158)
gottalovewaffles 2
id dump him, even if your a ****, you deserve better :D
acceptyourfate 8
why is the OP a ****? Because she may have left her underwear at her boyfriends house? ... I bet you haven't got a girl/boyfriend.
Raesin 21
@ 32 They obviously don't have a partner, they love waffles. But why would she be a **** for having sex with her boyfriend?
The_Troller 14
I think 31 means that even ***** deserve better that a cheater. Just a guess though.
amam96 7
#cheatercheaterbluebraeater
megamcfly 1
Sure he's not partially colorblind? My boyfriend and I always disagree on what color things are.
perdix 31
I guess the other girl in your three-way does! Now, if you can train your boyfriend to multi-task so your threesome is not time-shifted, you could really have some fun ;)
thesaltybun 3
I bet it was his moms... Dont fret it
_doodah 3
Had this once with an ex (post-break up). He even said "and don't say it's not yours". It really wasn't.
cyril185 0
Could any female reader explain to me how you actually "forget a bra". Still blows my mind to imagine that.
santel_fml 8
Number 42, it could be a case of clothes flown everywhere night before, girl wakes up, can't believe what she's done or where she is and just bolts without it if it's not in clear sight.
Anubyte 0
Classic
cctime 0
I did the same thing as the OP's boyfriend did. I have never cheated on my girlfriend and never in my life would think about cheating on her. She just simply forgot that she had it at my house due to it being at my house for a long period of time. So to all the girls saying "break up time" maybe she should think twice about jumping to conclusions.
Nikki_N_Colton 0
45: I did it to my boyfriend when he texted me the same thing I just simply forgot that I actually did leave a certain piece of clothing at his house! I then had to apologize for days for assuming that he cheated on me!
BadSuerte 0
What goes around, comes around. (; Karma will be your revenge and relief. It'll get around if he cheats. A lot. Think positive. (: