Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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Comments (158)
Gogetta2020 0
NEXT!
Ellyl 6
Tell him you are going to come get it, When u get there. Choke the cheating bastard with it!
abasio 1
Make sure this is not some confusion with man colours vs girl colours. Remember for men so many of your colours would be blue.
dinos_gorohr 8
well not now you dont you forgot it at his place :p
cocacolaamigo 0
Maybe he just wants a reason for you to come over.?
lady_rapid10 0
Damnn thats some f*cked up sh* t rite there!
grudger 14
Don't jump to conclusions, he may live with his mother
b00o 0
ouch that sucks
RaRa237 1
girl tht sux. bt investigate girl!
chubby_choco 17
If there really is a blue bra and it doesn't belong to you, his mom, or a sister (not that I'm sure why he'd have the bras of the latter two...), it sounds like some dumping is in order. If he's just trying to get you over there, give him an 'A' for effort.