fmll
Norway
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Jennagirl
Australia
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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JediScum 1
Unsure if color blind or very stupid... It's a toss up.
amanda_d95 9
Boys aren't very good with detail, maybe it was indigo and he just said blue? Maybe op is very exact with we colors?
KMtheDrummer 6
Being colorblind myself, anything purple, violet, dark sea green, etc., generally looks blue. So def a possibility. So many FML's with girls who instantly assume their boyfriend is cheating on them...
GamerG0DDESS 29
It's not that boys don't pay attention to detail, it's an evolutionary trait that males see less color spectrum. Women, back in the old days where gatherers, they needed their colored vision to detect the slightest color differences in berries as to avoid poisonous ones. Men are better at spacial reasoning as they were hunters. Evolution in this way explains why a greater percentage of men are color blind compared to women who are color blind.
4rmMiami 4
Oops, too drunk to remember!!
happykesh 3
Well if u have a purple bra, some people mix up blue and purple.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Reminds me of the wonderful color invention by Reese from Malcolm in the Middle - blellow!
megatherium 4
This, pretty much. My husband is partially colorblind, and can't tell the difference between blue and purple so he uses the words interchangeably. He didn't even know it until I pointed it out to him a few years ago.
Freeze_fml 17
I don't understand how anyone could forget their underwear.
bedskiboy 4
If it's a one night stand, and she is hot. I keep the panties.
thebeautybleeds 17
If for some reason you're in rush, you can get dressed pretty ******* fast, but may not get all your undergarments on.
seeunexttuesdays 6
Thts pretty weird, I wouldn't forget my bra..pretty sure I'd be able to notice my chest being unsupported lol
bedskiboy 4
Sounds like someone had sexytime.
meanmachine888 0
Sounds like someone did a naughty naughty.
flockz 20
do you have a green one?
bubo_fml 11
Blue balls 4 blue bra!
Gamaryn 0
Sounds like someone else likes to be the girl in the relationship ;) Just kidding. Ask him point blank, Don't tiptoe around anything and don't sit wondering if it's someone elses. You'll never know unless you ask. FYL, OP. Good luck!
poppylamonzo 0
Someone's in trouble..